The black person misses every other letter, and word-rapes the white person for 'keepin' my fat ass' down. The Asian person usually get either the letter or a whole sentence, and scores a 1337 amount of hacked points. Usually, it starts with the Asian person, and goes through the line of contestants until we reach the Jew, who is skipped. The 80's man gives each person a chance to spin a wheel that usually doesn't do anything, and put letters in places that don't matter. Game play consists of people taking letters from a hacker in a pink shirt, while talking to someone beamed in from the 80's. We Indian people hate the wheel of fortune If they are able to resist her seduction, then they are allowed on the show. They are then led into the Wheel studio, where they are stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
The only requirement of Wheel players is that they must have tried out for Jeopardy and failed. A second Vanna was hired to try to stir up more excitement for the show. The show hit rock bottom after they used up all their ideas for puzzles.
